Saturday, July 5, 2008

Lubbock


I've been thinking a lot lately about Lubbock. I always say I grew up there, although I spent more time in other places, truth be told. I've heard people say that home is where your happiest memories are, and I think that may be why it is so dear to me.

We didn't have much. Mom and Dad both worked very hard. Dad was also a full-time student. Looking back now, with my own fatherhood clearly in view, I really don't know how they did it. Somehow, despite the difficulties, we were really happy. I remember a lot of laughs there.

We lived in a few different places there, but our house on 25th street was my favorite. Often, in daydreams, I am back there again. There are far too many memories for just one entry, but here are a few of my favorites...

If you grow up on the Plains, you are automatically an amateur meteorologist. You have to be. It helps that in Lubbock, you have an unobstructed view all the way to Alberta, Canada. You have some time to prepare for whatever is coming - most of the time. I grew up there in the early 1970s, after a devastating tornado in 1970 left large parts of the city in ruins. Both my parents were there for that. Their stories about that day still give me chills. You could still see evidence of the destruction in those days. But leave it to the good old pioneer spirit of those people - they just cleaned up and moved on. I distinctly remember the cheesy cartoonish tornado - it looked not unlike a disembodied elephant trunk - they would put on the corner of the TV screen when weather threatened. An outline of a tornado meant a watch. A solid tornado meant get underground. It was nothing like today, with the instantaneous real-time Doppler with "storm circulation" superimposed. It was a more innocent time...

One of the more interesting phenomena on the plains is the fabled dust storm. One in particular stands out. I remember distinctly...I was watching "The Real McCoys" on TV when they broke in to notify us. I ran outside and looked up - the sky was orange-brown and churning. To be honest it doesn't seem like it was that big a deal. I hear people talk about them from time to time, and I don't remember them being a big thing. Of course I was only 6 or 7 years old. The tumbleweeds, on the other hand, were really something. After so many years, it barely seems possible that we used to contend with them, but they were ever-present and eventually almost unnoticed...

A Southerner most of my adolescent and adult life, I have grown accustomed to the damp and cold, but snowless winters. On the Plains it was a different story. From time to time, a Canadian wind would blow what seemed like mountains of snow into the Texas Panhandle. One year, we had a good foot or two with 3 or 4 foot drifts. It was a child's paradise. Snowmen, snowballs...it was enough to satisfy me for a lifetime. My Dad and I built a superb snowman in the front yard, complete with carrot nose and charcoal briquette eyes...

We were typically a one-car family. The first car I remember clearly was a burnt-sienna-colored Chevy Impala. It had a cavernous back seat and my position for most driving excursions was straddling the drive train, head wedged against the vinyl roof, an arm around each parent's headrest. Car seats were unheard of. The lone exception to the one-car rule, as I recall, was a navy blue Volkswagen beetle. I don't remember when we got it. It had a rusted out back floorboard, with a nice piece of plywood to give the illusion of safety. I clearly remember sitting in the tiny back seat watching the rocks in the concrete Lubbock streets dart past. It had an interesting feature - little turn signal sticks that were supposed to stick out to the left and right when you had your turn signal activated. Ours were broken. I always thought those were cool. Eventually we got a white Toyota Corolla station wagon as our primary car. I don't remember what happened to the bug...

My elementary school was only a few blocks from our house. Dupree elementary. Our colors were black and gold, and appropriately, our mascot was a calf. How Lubbock can you get, right? Anyway...in Lubbock, a bicycle was a legitimate form of transportation. The peculiar geography meant that with a little graphite on the axles you could maintain momentum almost indefinitely. Dad still laughs about using his denim jacket as a makeshift sail, utilizing the constant 20mph Lubbock wind to propel him down the straight, unobstructed streets without the need for using his hands to steer. Nevertheless...as a one-car family, somehow, one of my parents had to see me to school in the morning. I don't know if it was the first day of school ever, or if something had changed to make this necessary, but at some point Dad began bicycling me to school. The first attempt was difficult. I rode on the center bar of the bike, and it seemed that I was painfully aware of every single pebble in the road. The second day we were more prepared. Dad had fashioned a makeshift seat by wrapping old towels around the bar and lashing them with duct tape. This worked extremely well. For months, I think, I rode to and from school on this cushion, with my tiny feet perched on the forks of the bicycle. I remember my dad, smiling and waving on his bicycle, in a line of cars in the pick-up lane at school. He was (and is) my hero, and this didn't seem strange at all. I would run to him and he would lift me with strong arms to place me gently on the towels for our daily adventure on the way home. I remember this with more fondness than I can express...

We had a tree in our backyard - a rarity in West Texas. It was a twisted, mangled thing - a crab apple tree to be exact. I climbed it relentlessly. One time my Dad assembled an old Army surplus pup tent under it, then made a head bandage, complete with a red Magic Marker blood spot. For an afternoon, I was a WW2 soldier - wounded but still unbroken, defying my imaginary enemies from my bivouac beneath the very exotic crab apple tree. There is a picture I treasure of me, snaggle-toothed, bandaged, underneath the tree...

My saintly Mother was always teaching, always encouraging me. She would have spent our last penny on an "activity book" for my amusement. I spent so many hours at Texas Tech with her as she worked or studied, they should give me an honorary degree. Mom loved to teach. She really has a gift. She had such a gentle way with me - and still does. I remember how she would come to me as I did my homework or drew on scrap paper and check on my progress. She has always been so kind and complimentary. One day, she sat down gently next to me at the dining room table.

"Matt, do you know how to spell your name?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Show me."

She watched me as I scrawled out the letters. She made sure I could spell all three of my names - first, middle, and last. She was classically celebratory. She was big on staying occupied - a trait that has stayed with me through life. I remember trips to the University Planetarium, Natural History Museum, and just around town. Mom was always so much fun. Somehow, I always had a coloring book and crayons, despite our meager income. I fondly remember lying in my parents bed, learning how to color inside the lines with Mom. She was always so good with crayon. Subsequently, she became very accomplished with stained glass, paint, and more recently with charcoal and pencil. A true artist's soul lives within my mother to this day...

Mom was and is a professional-grade seamstress. She used one of my coloring books as an aid to create a very realistic costume of my childhood superhero, Spiderman. I would protect 25th street on my bike in full regalia...I must have been quite a sight.

Lubbock is a cold, almost unforgiving place in winter. I remember how my mother and I would sit in the mornings, shivering in our tiny car waiting for the heater to start working. If the frost was thick on the windshield, my dad would bring out a container of cold water (not hot lest it crack the glass) and pour it gently to melt the ice. Dad was a handyman genius. He taught me the proper way to wash a car in Lubbock..."wash from the bottom up, then rinse from the top down; don't wash a car and expect not to get wet"..., change a tire..."tighten lug nuts across from each other"...change an oil filter - his curses on Japanese engineering still bring a smile to my face today - and the many varied uses for duct tape and WD40...

In closing, a memory about bicycles. For a time, my mother was a keypunch operator at the computer engineering school at Texas Tech. This will probably seem impossibly difficult to grasp for my own son, but once upon a time, computers were not able to be communicated with via a nice tidy keyboard. In fact, the computer I remember was more like the one on the 1960s starship Enterprise, with lots of nondescript lights and buttons without labels and such. The way a computer engineer would input information was with a series of thin cardboard sheets that had holes punched in them. Imagine "hanging chads" and you've just about got the picture. Someone had to take the program information and type it into a machine that poked holes in these cardboard slips to be fed into the monstrous, roaring computer. From time to time a typo made the card unusable, so in typical pioneer fashion, my mother and the other keypunch girls would take this garbage home. There, it got a second lease on life. Dad would cut several cards, then tape them to the forks of my bike. Magically, my bicycle was transformed into a motorcycle as the spinning spokes caused a sputter as it flicked the card fragments. I was Officer John Baker of TVs "CHiPs" most of the time, when I wasn't Spiderman.

I think of those days often, now that I am a father myself. Most of the feedback I get about Lubbock is negative. It is an acquired taste - loved by those who call it home only. To be sure, it lacks the kind of rolling, lush, green beauty most admire. To me, though, it is the town that saw my birth, and was the setting for my most formative years. The house on 25th street will always live in my memory, filled with laughter and youthful optimism. And my two companions on that journey grow larger in my estimation with each passing year. I hope and pray that I can give my son as magical and wonderful a childhood as my two young parents gave me. By all appearances they had so much less than I, but in so many ways they had so much more. They were brave in the Western way - they never gave up, and never quit. They made me who I am in every way. Someday, I hope that my own son can see me with something approaching the admiration and love I feel for them more every day.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Wednesday Night

"You want to go get some ice cream, buddy?"
Kelly had suggested it, and it sounded really good to me too. It had been a hard day. I had already sunk into our oversized armchair and kicked off my shoes.
"No", he hollered from our darkened bedroom. He was lying on his back under our covers, watching "Fraggle Rock", his mouth muffled with a bottle.
Kelly and I shared a look of disbelief. This was a new one on us.
"What???" I called out. No response.
"You don't want to go take a ride, baby?" Kelly asked. We waited for a response. None came. If this was going to happen for us, we were going to have to sweeten the deal.
"Yeah, buddy, let's go take a ride and get ice cream." I guess I thought by recapping I might gain his attention.
"You go fine fy-twuck?"
I chuckled. This kid was a fire truck fanatic. We must have looked at every single picture of a fire truck on the entire web. But it was never enough. Every time the car seat was buckled, it was the same thing. I was expected to produce, on demand, a fire truck for his entertainment. The sick thing was that I undertook this challenge without complaint. Fatherhood makes you feel simultaneously like a superhero and a super-schmuck.
"Okay, buddy. I'll try to find you a fire truck."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!! We go faw wyde!!!" The transition from nearly asleep to full speed was shocking. In less than three minutes I was starting the car.
"You fine fy-twuck, daddy?"
"I'll try, buddy." Exactly twelve nanoseconds pass.
"You fine fy-twuck, daddy?"
"Okay, pal. I'm sure gonna try". Brief pause. I take a deep, slightly stressed-out breath. I don't have time to exhale.
"You fine fy-twuck, daddy?"
"Uh-huh," I pray I'm not lying. Kelly can't take it any more, and bursts out laughing. I start to laugh, too. Nervously.
The three miles to Dairy Queen seemed like an eternity. I tried to calm myself with the knowledge that a dipped cone and a little bit of silence awaited me at the end of this trip, if only I could grit my teeth until I could get that little red spoon, laden with ice cream, in my little buddy's mouth.
Finally we were there. His was the first served - fine with me. Then came Kelly's Blizzard - a chocolate mint something. Finally, my dipped cone. It was glorious. Sweet silence. Soft serve. Paradise. The ringing sound of new silence still in our ears, driving up the dusky, tree-lined mountain to our neighborhood, all was well. I finished the last crumbly bits of cone and looked for something to wipe my sticky hands on.
"You fine fy-twuck, daddy?", a sticky ice cream voice asked from the back seat.
"Sure, pal. Sure I will."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bribery, and Other Forms of Zero-Tolerance Parenting





Okay. I admit it. I am a soft touch. In some circles, that is considered a sign of weakness. That's okay. They are entitled to their opinion. They are also entitled to their children.



I have seen no evidence that their one-size-fits-all, "whup-em-all and let God sort them out" approach works any better than mine.I always thought I'd be one of them. I was a firm believer in demanding submission of my child. Then I actually had a child. Now I'm not saying that any kid doesn't need a physical reminder from time to time - even mine. I just prefer to coax rather than to force. I fancy myself more of a Judo-style parent. You know. The "Gentle Way". I'd prefer to use his own momentum against him. But I digress.



A little less than a month ago, I came home to find a screaming son and a near-hysterical wife. Apparently the little nipper had pushed buttons all day long. Well, he's only 2 and 1/2 years old, so reasoning with him was a little ridiculous. I decided, nonetheless, to have a "talk" with him. So that night, on "Daddy's Bed", after we'd had our daily wrestle and tickle-fest, I sat him on my chest and got his attention...


"Buddy?" No response. He reached for his stuffed puppy. Number 432, I call him.


"Buddy?" He looks at me dead-pan, as if already grasping the teenage "What is it now" look concept.


"It is really important that you are a good boy for Mama when I'm not here. Do you understand?


"Guh boy".


"Well. If you will be a good boy all week, then at the end of the week I'll give you THREE DOLLARS!"


"Fee dahs?"


"Yes! Three dollars!"


Well, the die was cast. Two days later, after my wife reminded him to be a good boy, he spouted "Fee dohs a munt" (Three dollars a month). She promptly called me, amazed that he had remembered. I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised. This is the kid that has been raiding my loose change for nearly a year, running into his room and depositing it into his big fat sterling piggy bank with a 'klunk". Now it's a done deal. Every Friday, I am expected to pay up. It is well worth the fee dahs for the entertainment. Just call me the ultimate sucker.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

1.4 trillion diaper changes later...


Today is a big day in the mockbadad household. The little man used the potty for the first time last night. After a series of steps including bribes, veiled threats (he did these), money changing hands, tears, and subtle manipulation, he went number one.


It is amazing how worked up a parent can get about such simple things. They are just indescribably wonderful, though. It makes you feel like you are doing a decent job.


He was very proud of himself. He kept reminding me "I went to the potty, Daddy". "You sure did, pal. You did so great!" Then we "made a tent" (his favorite activity) with a blanket and sat under it. What a paradise it is to let yourself be lost in the innocent fun of childhood. It almost makes the whole world go away.

Monday, June 23, 2008

I love my little buddy

My little boy is the joy of my life. He is almost 2 1/2 years old, and I look forward to every minute I get to spend with him. His new thing is to wish me a "Happy Father's Day" all the time. I can't decide if he really means it or if he is just trying to put off bedtime - I choose to believe the former.

I realize every parent on the planet thinks their child is a prodigy. I just happen to be one of the rare ones who actually has a prodigy and realizes it.